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Biff the Human Slayer

Name: Biff the Human Slayer
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Duration: 53 min
Cast: Tyree Marshall, Candy Cheung Shuet-Kan, Rachel Amanda Bryant, Sarah Uplinger, D.K. Uzoukwu

2026 · 53m · Comedy · Horror

MOVIHERO READ

Steady horror with a balanced watch profile. Best if you want relationships—not spectacle—to carry the emotional stakes.

64/100

MAYBE

WHAT IT'S ABOUT

A delusional vampire takes it upon himself to rid his town of violence. To do so, he teams up with a couple of freshly turned vampires, a stubborn christian struggling to adjust to his new truth, and a rook who is quick to adapt to hers.

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64/100

MAYBE

MAYBEA delusional vampire takes it upon himself to rid his town of violence. To do so, he teams up with a couple of freshly turned vampires, a stubborn christian struggling…

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Does this belong in your night?

A decision, not a review. Choose the kind of night you want and keep your queue honest.

WHY THIS MIGHT BE FOR YOU

01The setup points to a relationship-driven story with romance at its center

02A compact 53-minute runtime and a fairly steady watch with good forward movement define the practical movie-night fit

03With Chad Heffelfinger directing and Tyree Marshall leading the cast, the factual package has a clear creative center even before a meaningful audience score develops

MOVIHERO EDITORIAL

Should you watch Biff the Human Slayer?

Biff the Human Slayer belongs in your night if you want the emotional stakes to come from a relationship rather than spectacle. It is a fairly steady watch with good forward movement, with a compact 53-minute runtime, and the Watch Profile puts attention at 3/10 and emotional impact at 4/10. This is a mood-dependent call: the fit matters more than the headline score.

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