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Semolina Pilchard
CAST & DIRECTOR
Directed by Mike Clarke. With Sarah Louise-Chadwick, Sophia Leanne Kelly, Alina Allison.
73/100
MOVIHERO ESTIMATEWHAT IT'S ABOUT
As a terminally ill Liverpool gangster summons his estranged eldest daughter back to their hometown after a five-year absence, his youngest daughter, determined to inherit everything, plots to eliminate her.
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MOVIHERO ESTIMATEYOUR WATCHLISTAs a terminally ill Liverpool gangster summons his estranged eldest daughter back to their hometown after a five-year absence, his youngest daughter, determined to inh…
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Release snapshot for Semolina Pilchard.
MoviHero lists September 28, 2026 as the release date for Semolina Pilchard. Mike Clarke is the listed director. The listed cast includes Sarah Louise-Chadwick as Clara Reynolds, Sophia Leanne Kelly as Danika Reynolds, Alina Allison as Rosie, Macaulay Cooper as Max. A trailer and 2 stills are available on this page.
Release dateSeptember 28, 2026
GenresDrama · Crime · Comedy
Runtime2h 3m
DirectorMike Clarke
CastSarah Louise-Chadwick as Clara Reynolds, Sophia Leanne Kelly as Danika Reynolds, Alina Allison as Rosie, Macaulay Cooper as Max
TrailerAvailable on this page
Images2 stills
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Semolina Pilchard runs 2h 3m. Allow extra time for breaks.
Is it slow or fast?
The current MoviHero pacing estimate is 5/10: a middle-ground pace.
Is it a good choice when I am tired?
The attention estimate is 4/10. The profile suggests a lower-demand watch, although preferences vary.
How emotionally intense is it?
The emotional-impact estimate is 7/10, suggesting a moderate emotional load. This does not tell you whether the ending is happy or sad.
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Pacing5/10
Emotional Impact7/10
Mind-Bending2/10
Scary1/10
Violence5/10
Rewatchability5/10
Attention Required4/10
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otherClara ReynoldsClara Reynolds in Semolina Pilchard (2026), played by Sarah Louise-Chadwick.Open character guide otherDanika ReynoldsDanika Reynolds in Semolina Pilchard (2026), played by Sophia Leanne Kelly.Open character guide otherRosieRosie in Semolina Pilchard (2026), played by Alina Allison.Open character guide
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